Chemists joke
D.I. Mendeleev discovered 40-degree vodka. Then he opened a 27-degree "Port". And only in the morning the great scientist discovered that they should not be confused.
In the laboratory of organic chemistry the phrase "what are you driving?" takes on a different meaning.
An example of a movable one-piece connection is a junction on the nozzles.
Dismount all gouache
On C2H5OH!
The sun shines brighter,
And the landscape is more fun,
When in your stomach C2H5OH.
The students are sleeping, and the professor
Quietly bowed his head.
A thin trickle pours from the desk
Someone shed ether.
I'll be up early in the morning,
I'll drink a mug of mercury
And I'll go die
In this institute!
In the morning I got up early from the couch,
I do not like white light.
Since I'm back again today
Titrate tetraborate.
Rule Murphy: if nothing else helps, read the instructions at last. Consequence: if the credit does not give up, read, at last, the abstract!
